One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays."
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
Because they are very scentimental.
Their Injun died on them!
They had reservations.
A merry dairy!
KFC isnt open on holidays.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.
What's a movie?
Slit the writ of habeas corpus.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Lie-lacs!
