Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

How far along are you?

ME: 5 stops.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.