Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything