What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.