What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Dog Turd Jokes More Dog Turd Jokes

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders