What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders