What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Dog Turd Jokes More Dog Turd Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.