What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Dog Turd Jokes More Dog Turd Jokes

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders