What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Dog Turd Jokes More Dog Turd Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.