Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man