What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.