What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!