Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What a greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).