Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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