Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming