Wedding Day Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Good Man Jokes More Good Man Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

You can't keep a good man down !

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.