I glove you.
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So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
A: I'm in glove with you.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
The brides are already dressed in white.
American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant
John.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
They can't spell TOBOGGAN !
Fire Quackers
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Human Resources.
A coconut
steer clear
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Mourning Wood
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