I glove you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
A fruit punch.
I forgot to wet the soap.
I forgot
Me: You mean after I die, right
Fruit of the tomb
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
She had mittens !
