I glove you.
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So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Cold turkey
Jesus may actually return some day.
It's three letters in. "H".
Elaine
He tried, but it didn't work out.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
You can say sorry at a funeral.
Don't Stop Bereavin'
A new last name.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Slap her.
Take all the matches out first !
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
