I glove you.
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So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Sununday.
Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
A new last name.
a new last name
She was wearing mittens
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
They toasted the bride and groom.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
A: surname
A plaid tie.
They might trip on the string.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
