I glove you.
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So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
A: I'm at wick's end.
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
A new last name!
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.
A fruit punch.
