I glove you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
No, John! can't see
Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.
His surname
Because she never marries the best man.
A last name.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Their middle name.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
A new last name.
a new last name
So blind people can hate them to
The Spanish Inquisition.
Bride and Prejudice !
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
The posters
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
EL-ton John
Gomer's Pile
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.