Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."