Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.