Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?

A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone