What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.