What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.