What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.