How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.