How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!