How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile