How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*