Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head