Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...