Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.