Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is something we all lost?

The Game

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"