What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.