What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini