What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables?

Asparagi!

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What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto