What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.