What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool