What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!