What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Tray Jokes More Tray Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!