What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

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Why are Canadians atheist?

Because they are Eh-theists.

How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.