What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.