What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

Canoe Tip Jokes More Canoe Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.