What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.