What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof?

Poutina.

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.