What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.