What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.