What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.