Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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An elven degenerate.

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin