Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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A canoe tips.

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Their ankles!

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