Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*