Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the slowest vehicle on the road?

The short bus.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Applicant Jokes More Applicant Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!