Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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A bus driver.
A stand up driver.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
Your nose
Show me your nose!"
Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
moo-tilated.
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
Elaine
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Going to Thailand with your own children
An eggnogstic
