Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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A bus driver.
A stand up driver.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
He got hit by a bus
An oopsy daisy.
Never fired, dropped once.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
If it's black it won't give you any food
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
Flu-catcher bread
They start coffin.
A: An Apple turnover.
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
A dirty double crosser.