Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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A bus driver.
A stand up driver.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Take the parent out of the water
The parents move the furniture.
Because he was good at pulling weed
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Depends.
