What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.