Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.