Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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It's not your fault.