What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.