What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.