What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.