What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.