How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.