How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*