How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.