What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.