What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.