What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).