How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is something we all lost?

The Game

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!