How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.