How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.