How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.