How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.