Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood