Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."