Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.