Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.