Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.