Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you