Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate