What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met