What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

New People Jokes More New People Jokes

Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.