What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.