Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex