Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met