Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.