What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!