What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......