What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......