What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!