What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!