What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.