Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..