Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.