Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.