Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.