Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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On the front page of reddit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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A boa constructor !

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.