Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.