Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.