Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.