Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German outkast?

Hey, ja!

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!