Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.