Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.