What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit