What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto