What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.