How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.