What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.