What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.