What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.