What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.