What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.