What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"