What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.