What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley