What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!