How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.