Golf Ball Jokes

Whats the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

This joke may have profanity.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot?

A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball.

This joke may have profanity.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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