A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball.
Because we call men's studies history.
He wasn't single.
Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
because they're high rollers
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
When it's been sliced.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...