A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball.
A mental hospital.
Ouch!"
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
From the looks of it, your dad won
Dark) At a concentration camp.
A Rastapartying
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
When it's been sliced.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...