What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot?

A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball.

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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A man holding an aardvark.

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Antiquing.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...