A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball.
Phil
The letter A because it makes men mean.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
James Bonding bah dun tss
Birds of prey !
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
They don't want to have to retrain them.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...