When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !