Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Scares their dogs.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
Neither do I, I get the new york times
Microwaves!
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
To sleep under it
