Range Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."