What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.