What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Range Jokes More Range Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.