What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap