How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

A: Because it liked the tick talk.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Woman Watch Jokes More Woman Watch Jokes

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.