How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.