How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Woman Watch Jokes More Woman Watch Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.