How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Woman Watch Jokes More Woman Watch Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'