Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?