Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!