Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Damn Business Jokes More Damn Business Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?