Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Damn Business Jokes More Damn Business Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!