Detain Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.