How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Tauru Jokes More Tauru Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!