How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!