How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What star sign is a donut?

It's a Taurus!